He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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