What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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