Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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