if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Can I color on your dick again?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I think my moral compass just broke
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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