someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Mom said you looked used
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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