her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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