so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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