omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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