whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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