R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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