don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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