just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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