I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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