dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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