She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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