I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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