would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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