i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
organizing the empties. That sober.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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