The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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