all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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