franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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