It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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