Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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