He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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