I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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