Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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