I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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