no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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