WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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