you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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