I need help removing her.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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