i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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