Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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