she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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