I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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