So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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