Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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