i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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