Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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