fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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