He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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