found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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