I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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