do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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