sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
The maid of honor just puked.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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