Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I wish i was in the wii world.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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