No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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