Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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