Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Jerry, you need to find god
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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