I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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